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caledoniarps:

I don’t know about you guys but I am psyched to get an education, woo. This year is a hella important year for me because if I don’t finish this school year with five As then I am a dead man walking, you get me? So this started off as a collection to help me get those fabulous As but I thought, what the hell? I’ll share this perfection with everyone else because sharing is caring. Anyways, down to the nitty gritty

001. CALEDONIA’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

002. WRITE LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL

003. READING ISN’T ONLY FOR NERDS AND FANGIRLS

004. STUDY MOTHER FUCKER

005. LEARNING SHIT

006. PRESENTING YOUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL WORK AY

007. USEFUL WEBSITES BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL PLACE /SOMETIMES/

008. MUSIC TO CALM DOWN UR SCHOOL DAY BLUES YO

009. ALL THIS STUDYING??? YOU NEED A BREAK, MY FRIEND.

010. TIPS FOR SCHOOL N STUFF BCUS I WANTED TEN BITS

  • try your best. not everyone can get all As, and getting all As does not make you better than everyone else. just do the best you can and be the best person you can be.
  • don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…
  • Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.
  • be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?
  • "you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u" — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

Who would possibly like being a doll with me? We’d be whoever we want, no degrees or training needed. We could lounge all day on an ivory balcony. There could be dolphins in the bath tub and champagne colored diamonds scattered on the floor. We could own a whole ocean and blow bubbles at the clouds. There could be no cases of indigestion or mild gas. Aging would be optional and we keep reliving a nonexistent past. Childhood could be changable and every smile photo worthy. There’d be complimentary azz pinchings and rainbow colored unicorns loafing in the front yard. Crystal would be edible and rain could be invisible. Life could be so grand on a sterling silver staircase. Teddy bears that work in hairdressing would surely have my business and trees whose leaves recite poetry if you blow on them. We could plant a whole orchard, a farm of haikus and sonnets. Would you like to be a doll with a world of impossibility? There’s no oaths, just imagination and a plastic set of teeth. Stand up straight and adjust your head, we attain lifes elixir, sweet petroleum based immuality.

Immune from reality.
‘Immortal’ for some time,
A girls wish isn’t inhuman
Dolls are just the evolution
The solution to worldly woes
An antidote for imperfect lives
Simply slip on those pretty bows
Just take a step into the house
And your troubles will be denied.
Yes you may call it hiding
But we dolls are too fabulous to be afraid.
Frowning wrinkles my lip stick
And these heels cost too much to tremble in.
I’ll pout for a picture
Faint if its for charity
But fear is no accessory my fashion status can let by.
Doll life is the sweetest dream
Just bring those strong knees
You’ll need them for the poses
But that should come rather easily
Innate like the bees to roses (although we’d be made of plastic, a little ‘essence of’ and they’ll be none the smarter to a dolls natural trickery)

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